I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
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obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
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she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
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