I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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