how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
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As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
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He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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