a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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