yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
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