it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
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He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
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He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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