so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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