quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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