i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
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