it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
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