God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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