She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
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two words...techno handjob
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
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Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
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