You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
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now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
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according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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