Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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