I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
