so that wasnt chicken after all
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
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I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
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I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
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