She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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