i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Are we still banned from the library?
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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