Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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