he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
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There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
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Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
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