i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
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I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
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Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
BRING THE BAGELS
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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