I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
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he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
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how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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