yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
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No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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