i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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