Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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