he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
it was like eating out sand paper
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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