Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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