I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
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