You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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