no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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