GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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