Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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