Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
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he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
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Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
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