Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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