Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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