:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
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he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
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I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
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