don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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