how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
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