I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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