love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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