he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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