I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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