THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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