Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
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The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
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That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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