you guys were way drunker than both of me
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
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The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
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I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
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