I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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