The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
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Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
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I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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