Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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