I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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