sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
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