I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
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Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
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I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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