I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
Randomize
