TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
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