the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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