Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
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I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
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oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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