I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
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literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
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I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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